No one questions the greatness of Daniel Day Lewis acting ability. He's every bit as intense as Brando and seems to completely become the character he's inhabiting. But what about his moustache? Have you noticed the intimidation that it evokes? I bet it smells like whiskey and Old Spice.( I don't mean the current Old Spice that marketed for weird 30-somethings, but my father's Old Spice, cheap, wonderful MUSK!). I've been calling DDL's moustache Hortho, you should too. I image Hortho got DDL the part in There Will Be Blood. After his gritty performance of a turn of the century moustache in Gangs of New York, I cannot image Paul Anderson denying Hortho anything he wanted.
While DDL is a quite introvert, Hortho is a reckless sex machine. He's been spotted partying it up with Colin Farrel and Rober Downey Jr. Hortho has recently signed a 3 year contract with Sony where he will be featured in a slew of Movies and games. He has already filmed the part of Allan Quatermain's moustache in the reboot of the Alan Moore novel The League of the Extraordinary Gentleman and is currently shooting the AE series "Murphy's Law" where he plays Tom Selleck's moustache in lieu of Tom Sellecks real moustache.